Well... You remember that total eclipse of the sun a couple of weeks ago? I was walking in the wholesale flower district that day. And I passed by this place where this old chinese man sometimes sells me weird and exotic cuttings- cause he knows, you see-strange plants are my hobby! He didn't have anything unsual there that day, and I was about to, you know, walk on by- When Suddenly and without warning, there was this total eclipse of the sun! It got very dark, and then I heard a strange humming sound, like something from another world. And when the light came back, this weird plant was just sitting there. Just stuck in, you know, among the zinnias? I coulda sworn it hadn't been there before, but the old chinese guy sold it to me anyway, for a dollar ninety-five!

In Large and Medium sizes :D